December 2011
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for christmas, my best friend got me tupperware, a calendar, and shoes (heeled oxfords) she once called ugly :’)
if you know me at all, you’ll know how much this all means to me
it’s 11:30 at night and i hate eating so late but sweet moses my kitchen is giving my nose multiple orgasms
making spinach and feta quiche for dinner. unf
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men everywhere (perhaps applicable to some women too?),
please just get rid of the hair that connects both eyebrows, making just one. you don’t have to maintain the rest, it’s not that serious. but they are eyebrowS. please refrain from keeping ‘them’ as eyebrow.
thank you kindly.
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sleepy baby dana
i went to a party on saturday and drank not one sip, but i did learn how to crochet. i can’t make this up.
i think i will always be second
my favorite parts on the male body: the back, and hands. so weird.
tarapaints asked: you always post the sexiest poetry. i love it.
My roommate just got accepted into law school!
I’m so proud of her!
edit: San Diego
i love the way garlic smells
I wish I could provide a proper description of your silhouette in the middle of the night. The shadows play upon each curve of your body, dancing over my lips and shaking my mind awake. During the day you are calm, cool, collected. You are gentle and caring for me in every way. But in the middle of the night you are in charge. You are the definition of masculinity in a raw and carnal form, yet you...
the line gets crossed when multiple people buy nickelback shirts.
Think Progress: 11 Quotes From 2011 →
think-progress:
1. “There’s been class warfare going on for the last 20 years, and my class has won.” — Warren Buffett
2. “Gay rights are human rights and human rights are gay rights.” — Hillary Clinton
3. “Today, we are all Troy Anthony Davis. Tonight, a little piece of all of us will die.” — Rep. John…
There is a petite sirah from California that may keep me company tonight
im going to maybe probably get out of here by 5 :’)